Nate is Straight

from by The Smittens

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Dana loves Rachel and Max likes Chris
And Rob once sucked some random guy’s dick
And Serena and Tom once got it on with Laurie and Tina and Derek and John

But Nate, Nate is straight, Nate is straight and that’s just great.

He spends hours in the bathroom morning noon and night
And his friends are all girls and his jeans
And he likes to mess around with all the pretty boys
He’s always in the market for some new sex toys

But Nate, Nate is straight, Nate is straight and that’s just great.

In his flaming red leather belt and lovely long curls
He’s the karaoke queen on the stage at pearls.
He’s a real Vermonter and not really a jock
Still he’ll never feel the thrill of cock on cock

No cuz Nate, Nate is Straight, Nate is Straight Nate is straight
In fact he’s on a date
With this girl named Kate
They won’t be back til late
Nate is totally straight
Just thought we’d let you know
Cuz lots of people ask.

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from A Little Revolution, released September 1, 2005

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