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I Hate Vermont

from Gentlefication Now! by The Smittens



Look out my winter window
and watch the snow a-blowin'
I guess we're never going anywhere

the ice build up in the driveway
but there's no chance for a snow day
it's around this time each year I'm sure

that I hate, I hate Vermont
there's no good record stores and no good bookstores
fifty-five frat bars and one crappy gay bar
no all night diners and one crappy gay bar

why don't good bands ever come to play?
where are they?

I'm so fed up with hemp adornments
people blathering about star signs
can't they see how ugly dreadlocks are?

I'm so tired of wool socks with birkenstocks
I'm sick of all the yuppies in fleece hats
if I walk down Church Street one more time, I'll die
she's gonna die

hey! let's move to Portland or Portland!
at least we'd find an all-night diner
where we can sit smoking cigarrettes til dawn
and watch the sun come up

but we're trapped in, trapped in Vermont
can't get out
trapped in.trapped in Vermont
'cos we're snowed in

go on, take it back
you can have it all

go on, take it back
you can have it all

go on, take it back
you can have it all


from Gentlefication Now!, released September 3, 2003


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